What is the correct wording of John 3:16?
A. "God gave His only begotten Son, that whoever believes in Him should be given temporary life, until that person sins again, and then that person loses that life until he confesses and repents and starts doing good again, and then he'll be given temporary life until he sins again. And if at the time of his death he happens to have even one sin that he hasn't confessed and repented of, then it's curtains for him and he perishes, but if he did manage to confess and repent, then and only then will he be actually given eternal life."
B. "For God so loved the world that He gave His only begotten Son, that whoever believes in Him should not perish but have eternal life."
C. "Am I only dreaming or is this burning an eternal flame?"
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Saturday, January 15, 2011
The Answer is Always B -1/15/11- Religious People or Little Children?
So, what did Jesus really say?
A) "Let the religious people come to Me, and do not forbid them; for of such is the kingdom of God. Assuredly, I say to you, whoever does not receive the kingdom of God by their rigid religious performance will by no means enter it."
B) "Let the little children come to Me, and do not forbid them; for of such is the kingdom of God. Assuredly, I say to you, whoever does not receive the kingdom of God as a little child will by no means enter it."
C) "Children are funny!"
A) "Let the religious people come to Me, and do not forbid them; for of such is the kingdom of God. Assuredly, I say to you, whoever does not receive the kingdom of God by their rigid religious performance will by no means enter it."
B) "Let the little children come to Me, and do not forbid them; for of such is the kingdom of God. Assuredly, I say to you, whoever does not receive the kingdom of God as a little child will by no means enter it."
C) "Children are funny!"
Friday, August 20, 2010
The Answer Is Always B - 8/20/10 - Jars of Clay
What is the proper wording of 2 Cor 4:7?
A) But we have worked hard to become really tough to prove to God (and everybody else) that we are strong for Him.
B) But we have this treasure in jars of clay to show that this all-surpassing power is from God and not from us.
C) It probably doesn't hurt your cash flow if you have a song that ends up being featured in a Michael Keaton movie. :)
(Song featured in 1998's Jack Frost).
A) But we have worked hard to become really tough to prove to God (and everybody else) that we are strong for Him.
B) But we have this treasure in jars of clay to show that this all-surpassing power is from God and not from us.
C) It probably doesn't hurt your cash flow if you have a song that ends up being featured in a Michael Keaton movie. :)
(Song featured in 1998's Jack Frost).
Sunday, May 30, 2010
The Answer is Always B - 5/30/10 - Work Out
What is the correct wording of Phil 2:12b-13?
A) "...work out your own salvation with fear and trembling; for it is God who has high demands of you that you do great things for His good pleasure; otherwise He's gonna take you out!
B) "...work out your own salvation with fear and trembling; for it is God who works in you both to will and to do for His good pleasure."
C) Let's work out!
A) "...work out your own salvation with fear and trembling; for it is God who has high demands of you that you do great things for His good pleasure; otherwise He's gonna take you out!
B) "...work out your own salvation with fear and trembling; for it is God who works in you both to will and to do for His good pleasure."
C) Let's work out!
Tuesday, November 18, 2008
The answer is always B - 11/18/08 - Decrease or Increase
What's the correct wording of Romans 5:20?
A. The law was added so that sin might decrease. Because where sin is increased, law is needed all the more.
B. The law was added so that sin might increase. But where sin increased, grace increased all the more.*
C. "Increase your giving to ma ministray and I will surely be blessed." - The Extra Very Reverend J. Slick Breeze.
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*Bonus addendum to "B." I like the way The Message words it: All that passing laws against sin did was produce more lawbreakers. But sin didn't, and doesn't, have a chance in competition with the aggressive forgiveness we call grace. When it's sin versus grace, grace wins hands down.
A. The law was added so that sin might decrease. Because where sin is increased, law is needed all the more.
B. The law was added so that sin might increase. But where sin increased, grace increased all the more.*
C. "Increase your giving to ma ministray and I will surely be blessed." - The Extra Very Reverend J. Slick Breeze.
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*Bonus addendum to "B." I like the way The Message words it: All that passing laws against sin did was produce more lawbreakers. But sin didn't, and doesn't, have a chance in competition with the aggressive forgiveness we call grace. When it's sin versus grace, grace wins hands down.
Friday, September 26, 2008
The answer is always B - 9/26/08 - "The Gospel and Righteousness"
It's been a while since I've done one of these ever-so-difficult multiple-choice pop quizzes.
What is the correct wording of Romans 1:16-17?
A. For I am not ashamed of the gospel of Christ, for it is the power of God to salvation for everyone who believes, especially for those who try harder to live right. For in it man's righteousness becomes even better; as it is written, "The just shall live by trying to be just."
B. For I am not ashamed of the gospel of Christ, for it is the power of God to salvation for everyone who believes, for the Jew first and also for the Greek. For in it the righteousness of God is revealed from faith to faith; as it is written, "The just shall live by faith."
C. Is Billy Joel Keeping the Faith? ;)
What is the correct wording of Romans 1:16-17?
A. For I am not ashamed of the gospel of Christ, for it is the power of God to salvation for everyone who believes, especially for those who try harder to live right. For in it man's righteousness becomes even better; as it is written, "The just shall live by trying to be just."
B. For I am not ashamed of the gospel of Christ, for it is the power of God to salvation for everyone who believes, for the Jew first and also for the Greek. For in it the righteousness of God is revealed from faith to faith; as it is written, "The just shall live by faith."
C. Is Billy Joel Keeping the Faith? ;)
Tuesday, July 08, 2008
The answer is always B - 7/8/08 - "He saved us"
Haven't done this for a while!
Which is the correct wording of Titus 3:4-7?
A. But when we'd done enough good works to satisfy God, he saved us, because of all the righteous things we had done, not so much because of his mercy. He saved us, through our careful washing of our souls everyday, and through proving ourselves to be good and faithful servants. He made sure that we had poured our lives out in generous giving (especially to our local churches), so that having been justified by our generosity and good works, he might grudgingly accept us into his kingdom.
B. But when the kindness and love of God our Savior appeared, he saved us, not because of righteous things we had done, but because of his mercy. He saved us through the washing of rebirth and renewal by the Holy Spirit, whom he poured out on us generously through Jesus Christ our Savior, so that, having been justified by his grace, we might become heirs having the hope of eternal life.
C. His hard drive crashed and he had forgotten to save his work. Ooops!
Which is the correct wording of Titus 3:4-7?
A. But when we'd done enough good works to satisfy God, he saved us, because of all the righteous things we had done, not so much because of his mercy. He saved us, through our careful washing of our souls everyday, and through proving ourselves to be good and faithful servants. He made sure that we had poured our lives out in generous giving (especially to our local churches), so that having been justified by our generosity and good works, he might grudgingly accept us into his kingdom.
B. But when the kindness and love of God our Savior appeared, he saved us, not because of righteous things we had done, but because of his mercy. He saved us through the washing of rebirth and renewal by the Holy Spirit, whom he poured out on us generously through Jesus Christ our Savior, so that, having been justified by his grace, we might become heirs having the hope of eternal life.
C. His hard drive crashed and he had forgotten to save his work. Ooops!
Friday, March 07, 2008
The answer is always B - Special Edition
I'm not going to stay on this for very long, either in my blog posts or in the comments, but since this has been a part of the conversation lately, I just thought I'd throw this in. This is for "fun," but yet it is a very serious matter.
What is the correct wording of this post-cross, post-resurrection scene recorded in Acts 16:29-31?
A. Then he called for a light, ran in, and fell down trembling before Paul and Silas. And he brought them out and said, "Sirs, what must I do to be saved?" So they said, "Hey, be cool, my man! Chill. Don't worry about it. Just look within. Everyone is saved. The kingdom of God is within you."
B. Then he called for a light, ran in, and fell down trembling before Paul and Silas. And he brought them out and said, "Sirs, what must I do to be saved?" So they said, "Believe on the Lord Jesus Christ, and you will be saved, you and your household." (NKJV)
C. "Save the Last Dance for Me."
Bonus question!
What is the correct wording of 2 Corinthians 2:15-16?
A. For we are to God the fragrance of Christ. What a sweet smell for everyone!
B. For we are to God the fragrance of Christ among those who are being saved and among those who are perishing. To the one we are the aroma of death leading to death, and to the other the aroma of life leading to life. (NKJV)
C. Smells Like Nirvana (thanks Weird Al!)
What is the correct wording of this post-cross, post-resurrection scene recorded in Acts 16:29-31?
A. Then he called for a light, ran in, and fell down trembling before Paul and Silas. And he brought them out and said, "Sirs, what must I do to be saved?" So they said, "Hey, be cool, my man! Chill. Don't worry about it. Just look within. Everyone is saved. The kingdom of God is within you."
B. Then he called for a light, ran in, and fell down trembling before Paul and Silas. And he brought them out and said, "Sirs, what must I do to be saved?" So they said, "Believe on the Lord Jesus Christ, and you will be saved, you and your household." (NKJV)
C. "Save the Last Dance for Me."
Bonus question!
What is the correct wording of 2 Corinthians 2:15-16?
A. For we are to God the fragrance of Christ. What a sweet smell for everyone!
B. For we are to God the fragrance of Christ among those who are being saved and among those who are perishing. To the one we are the aroma of death leading to death, and to the other the aroma of life leading to life. (NKJV)
C. Smells Like Nirvana (thanks Weird Al!)
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Friday, February 22, 2008
The answer is always B - 2/22/08
Going back to the beginning of time, before dinosaurs, for this one. ;)
What's the correct wording of this passage from Genesis 2?
A. And the LORD God commanded the man, saying, "Of every tree of the garden you may freely eat; but of the tree of the knowledge of pure evil you shall not eat, for in the day that you eat of it you shall surely die."
B. And the LORD God commanded the man, saying, "Of every tree of the garden you may freely eat; but of the tree of the knowledge of good and evil you shall not eat, for in the day that you eat of it you shall surely die." (Gen 2:16-17 NKJV)
C. See no evil, hear no evil!
What's the correct wording of this passage from Genesis 2?
A. And the LORD God commanded the man, saying, "Of every tree of the garden you may freely eat; but of the tree of the knowledge of pure evil you shall not eat, for in the day that you eat of it you shall surely die."
B. And the LORD God commanded the man, saying, "Of every tree of the garden you may freely eat; but of the tree of the knowledge of good and evil you shall not eat, for in the day that you eat of it you shall surely die." (Gen 2:16-17 NKJV)
C. See no evil, hear no evil!
Saturday, February 16, 2008
The answer is always B - 2/16/08
Well, pick me up off the floor, I can't remember the correct wording of Galatians 5:4! Is it:
A. "You have become estranged from Christ, you who have committed too many sins; you have fallen from grace."
B. "You have become estranged from Christ, you who attempt to be justified by law; you have fallen from grace."
C. "I've fallen and I can't get up!"
A. "You have become estranged from Christ, you who have committed too many sins; you have fallen from grace."
B. "You have become estranged from Christ, you who attempt to be justified by law; you have fallen from grace."
C. "I've fallen and I can't get up!"
Tuesday, February 12, 2008
The answer is always B - 2/12/08
Romans 5:1. The correct wording is:
(Vanna, I'd like a vowel and two consonants*)
A. "Therefore, having been justified by all the good things we've done, we have peace with God, as long as we keep doing all those good things."
B. "Therefore, having been justified by faith, we have peace with God through our Lord Jesus Christ..."
C. "Speak now or forever hold your peace." (But remember, forever is a mighty long time...)
*I once heard that many Wheel of Fortune contestants accidentally say "I'd like to vuy a bowel" rather than "I'd like to buy a vowel." I have no clue as to the validity of this claim.
(Vanna, I'd like a vowel and two consonants*)
A. "Therefore, having been justified by all the good things we've done, we have peace with God, as long as we keep doing all those good things."
B. "Therefore, having been justified by faith, we have peace with God through our Lord Jesus Christ..."
C. "Speak now or forever hold your peace." (But remember, forever is a mighty long time...)
*I once heard that many Wheel of Fortune contestants accidentally say "I'd like to vuy a bowel" rather than "I'd like to buy a vowel." I have no clue as to the validity of this claim.
Sunday, February 10, 2008
The answer is always B - 2/10/08
Which is the correct wording of Paul's words in Philippians 1:6?
A. "...being confident in my devotion to the work of God, I have begun a good work for Him and I will be faithful to carry it on to completion until the day of Christ Jesus."
B. "...being confident of this very thing, that He who has begun a good work in you will complete it until the day of Jesus Christ..." (NKJV)
C. ¯"I don't want to work. I just want to bang on the drum all day."¯
A. "...being confident in my devotion to the work of God, I have begun a good work for Him and I will be faithful to carry it on to completion until the day of Christ Jesus."
B. "...being confident of this very thing, that He who has begun a good work in you will complete it until the day of Jesus Christ..." (NKJV)
C. ¯"I don't want to work. I just want to bang on the drum all day."¯
Saturday, February 09, 2008
The answer is always B - 2/9/08
Which is the correct wording of Romans 11:6?
A. And if by grace, then you must add some works; otherwise grace is not complete. But if it is of works, it is supplemental to grace; otherwise grace will no longer work.
B. And if by grace, then it is no longer of works; otherwise grace is no longer grace. But if it is of works, it is no longer grace; otherwise work is no longer work (NKJV).
C. And if by Grace, then it is no longer of Sally; otherwise Grace is no longer Grace. But if it is of Sally, it is no longer Grace; otherwise Sally is no longer Sally, and Sally is very confused about who she is.
A. And if by grace, then you must add some works; otherwise grace is not complete. But if it is of works, it is supplemental to grace; otherwise grace will no longer work.
B. And if by grace, then it is no longer of works; otherwise grace is no longer grace. But if it is of works, it is no longer grace; otherwise work is no longer work (NKJV).
C. And if by Grace, then it is no longer of Sally; otherwise Grace is no longer Grace. But if it is of Sally, it is no longer Grace; otherwise Sally is no longer Sally, and Sally is very confused about who she is.
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