Just admit it, you've been waiting all your life for the deep revelation of grace that came in this post. ;) But hey, if you want something really spiritual, there's now a backgammon game at the bottom of my blog!
Indeed...This is chock full of insight into the deeper things of God. This may be interpreted allegorically,
The mustache and the goatee...The goatee is in bondage with her children, while we, children of the mustache are free. So do not be subject again to a yoke of goatee. Stop mingling mustache with goatee, Joel!
Aw, man, and I just trimmed it all up this morning to make the whole thing - mustache and goatee - look PERFECT! Are you telling me God isn't pleased with my perfectly trimmed goatee? 'Cause I spent a great deal of time on it and put a lot of effort and hard work into it.
I fear, for I realize I may have caused confusion within this fellowship. All I wanted to do was to impart some truth that I had discovered in the annals of my phone manual, within the context of the letter of the Settings of Blogger.
If I have caused any distress, guilt, anger or confusion in anyone, or even doubt that cell phones and email should even be used in the giving of revelations or inspirations, I owe you my deepest apologies.
Looks like it worked! Not that I'll do this all that often but I thought I'd give it a try.
ReplyDeleteOkay..., I came here looking for a deep, grace-oriented post and this is what I get?!
ReplyDeleteoh well, i need to go to sleep anyway
:)
Just admit it, you've been waiting all your life for the deep revelation of grace that came in this post. ;) But hey, if you want something really spiritual, there's now a backgammon game at the bottom of my blog!
ReplyDeleteIndeed...This is chock full of insight into the deeper things of God. This may be interpreted allegorically,
ReplyDeleteThe mustache and the goatee...The goatee is in bondage with her children, while we, children of the mustache are free. So do not be subject again to a yoke of goatee. Stop mingling mustache with goatee, Joel!
Aw, man, and I just trimmed it all up this morning to make the whole thing - mustache and goatee - look PERFECT! Are you telling me God isn't pleased with my perfectly trimmed goatee? 'Cause I spent a great deal of time on it and put a lot of effort and hard work into it.
ReplyDeleteJoel, great post as always. The revelation is so deep that it's impossible to find. LOL
ReplyDeleteI fear, for I realize I may have caused confusion within this fellowship. All I wanted to do was to impart some truth that I had discovered in the annals of my phone manual, within the context of the letter of the Settings of Blogger.
ReplyDeleteIf I have caused any distress, guilt, anger or confusion in anyone, or even doubt that cell phones and email should even be used in the giving of revelations or inspirations, I owe you my deepest apologies.
Nevertheless I'm sure I'll do it again.